MrsGiFletcher @NiallOfficial Great to see you last night.I included our photo & have made a note of your rocky road request! ;-) xx
im tired of things costing money
all niall horan does is go to concerts and look cute, he is living the modern day dream
- me when i dont got this: i got this
Harry has a heart tattoo.
Louis has an arrow tattoo.
And I have a new nervous twitch.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
I HATE MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS
like, they find the most stupid quote and put it next to the picture, emphasizing it
"I CAN’T WAIT TO EARN MY FIRST MILLION"
when they could put …
“THEY PUT ME DOWN BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING MY DREAM”
"SAYING ‘YES’ TO ZAYN WAS A NO BRAINER”
when they could have quoted …
“WHATEVER YOU DO, THE PUBLIC ARE EITHER GOING TO LIKE YOU OR DISLIKE YOU”
okay the other two, weren’t THAT bad
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio